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douchiner

This is a person who tends to whine and complain no matter what the circumstances are. Whiner just doesn't do this person justice, either does douche.
Man, I hated when I was unemployed. Working sucks too though. I don't wanna go into work. I don't feel so good. I don't wanna go to the doctor though. I really, really feel bad. I think it's official, I am a douchiner.
by V Juice July 2, 2009
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douchbagerie

the act, or state of being a douchbag.
did you see the seattle/green bay game?

no, what happend?

during the overtime coin toss, matt hasseback said "tails, and we're gonna score!" during the first drive, he threw an interception for a touchdown and they lost the game.

a classic case of douchbagerie.
by cpn January 13, 2008
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Docuboner

A boner you get while watching a documentary.
A: Did you watch that 30 for 30 documentary made for Alex's birthday?
J: Sure did! It gave me a docuboner for the entire 40 minutes.
by Hayward.L January 20, 2015
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douchonaire

A millionaire, billionaire or even more likely gazillionaire who is also a douchebag. There are plenty of those around.
Is that douchonaire Mark Zuckerberg actively trying to make Facebook fail?
by _arpie_ June 6, 2010
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Douchmonster

One who totally and completely in every sense of the word is not only totally and completely a "douchebag", but exceeds the boundaries, fulfilling being a "douchbag" so completely that "douchebag" is void of insult so it had to be modified in order to suit there "doucheness", which being defined in and of itself is of, or pertaining to one's level of being a "douchebag"...so there ya have it, a "douchmonster" is in fact a magnanimous DOUCHEBAG in every way, shape, and form..
Man Jorge your such a douchmonster!!!!!!
by Mukluck May 6, 2011
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Doucheover

When you wake up in the morning and realize you were a douchebag the night before.

Basically, a hangover for douchebags (like Kanye West).
Tim: Hey Bobby, you were a total douche at that party last night!

Bobby: Yeah, I realized that this morning when I woke up with this feeling of complete regret.

Tim: Ah! The doucheover. Bummer dude.
by Kevin Cossner Spacey January 24, 2011
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doucheon

Colby and Josh are major doucheons!
by AshleyAZ84 February 22, 2009
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