Double cocked

To get drunk and to get laid.

I am going to get double cocked tonight Mel!

by Pootsicatsa August 15, 2017

double-edged cock

When your dick is so big, its too scary so you can't get laid. Yet you have the prestige of a massive dick.

I feel bad for that guy Brian's dick is so big he will never fuck. He has a double-edged cock.

by augustbell666 August 27, 2019