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Dota Slay

Dude check out that fine girl over there, get over there and Dota Slay that.
by Mr Deen July 19, 2009
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Dotae

Parents of nct and soulmates who will grow old and go to a nursing home together.
Did you see Taeyong and Doyoung have matching rings?
Omg yes Dotae forever!!
by Stan Oneus December 5, 2020
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Dotardess

Hillary Clinton is a cunty dotardess with a chronic cough
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020
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Dota Head

The act of reciving a blowjob while playing the warcraft 3 mod "defense of the ancients". Typically with the aim of orgasming simultaneously while getting a triple kill. This term was invented at montana state university.

Sadly, blowjobs and dota are often mutually exlusive, making Dota Head more of a goal than anything else.
oh..oh...oh...AHHH!!!
TRIPLEKILL!!!!
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sweet
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dota head rules
by FackstainMcgee March 10, 2009
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Dotard

(dō-tərd) adjective
A word you didn't previously know existed, but googled today and said, "Damn, that's pretty accurate."
I will surely and definitely tame the mentally deranged U.S. dotard with fire.
by blurped September 22, 2017
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dotard

A cross species between on Orangutan and an Oompa Loompa. The Dotard is usually bred in captivity by wealthy families that wish to pass on their inheritance without having to raise an actual human. There are many similarities to a human, but you can usually tell the difference by their unique orange skin and hair. Although a Dotard has the ability to speak, they usually have a very limited vocabulary and are limited to simple words and sentences. The Dotard requires some food to survive, but the most important thing in raising a Dotard is to feed its ego. The Dotard has a very large ego that requires constant feeding. If the Dotard's ego isn't constantly fed, it will usually resort to social media, rallies, or other places where it can feed its ego in large quantities. Another main difference between a Dotard and a human is the digestive process. Whereas a human will defecate through the anus, a Dotard defecates through the mouth by spewing shit at anyone nearby. Due to its limited vocabulary and IQ, a Dotard is only able to perform limited tasks. Some examples of common tasks that a Dotard is able to perform include the following: politics, golfing, eating fast food and diet coke, spending daddy's money, and shutting down governments. Genetics can also be an issue for future generations of Dotards due to their propensity to try and breed with their direct offspring.
Did you see the latest tweet from the Dotard? I think it's watching Fox News again.

Person 1: Have you seen the Dotard lately, I can't find it.
Person 2: I think it's golfing at Mar-A-Lago again.

Person 1: I am getting frustrated trying to talk to the Dotard. No matter how I phrase the question, it starts ranting about how great walls are.
Person 2: You should not try to talk rationally to a Dotard, they are not able to understand complex sentences. If you really need to ask a Dotard a question, try to find a way to feed its ego with the question. For example if you want to know what time a meeting is, try phrasing the question like "What time will you be making the meeting great again?"

Person 1: You need to keep a watch on the Dotard. I think it's trying to breed with its daughter again.
Person 2: You're right, I’ll be careful. I heard it saying what a nice piece of ass its daughter is and that it would like to tap that.
Person 1: Just make sure it doesn’t try to grab her by the pussy.
by Ann H. Coulter January 13, 2019
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the DotA night

Occurred sometime between April 27 and May 1 of 2009 in nashville, tn. the exact night will never be known because it involved absurd amounts of blacking out, alcohol, booting, and bad decisions. Every participant booted at least once that night and woke up the next morning with their shirts tucked into their underwear. The approximately eight soldiers who survived that night go down as rage legends.
Person 1: "Dude I blacked out so hard last night."
Person 2: "I know you were like 38 deep that was awesome."
Person 1: "Yo how did we get the DotA play count up to 138 last night?"
Person 2: "It was the DotA night!"
by goon team September 7, 2009
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