To doss is to jerk your little meat flute off to the chilling sounds of your mom and and dad walking down the corridor hopefully away from the bathroom. Also used to make fun of people who don't know what it means. Frig. David Prendergast said this.
These dossers who tried to explain doss are so busy dossing that they don't know what doss means. Freaking Dossers. David prendergast is a huge dosser, btw.
by Doss you Dossing Dosser October 6, 2004
The worst possible, most unlucky outcome of an act of chance (like rolling a die or drawing a number), usually due to chronic stupidity.
DM: Roll for 'directional skills.'
Player: *rolls a 1*
DM: Ha, you rolled a doss! You come back lost with your arm being gnawed on by a grizzly bear!
Player: *rolls a 1*
DM: Ha, you rolled a doss! You come back lost with your arm being gnawed on by a grizzly bear!
by AmeNeko April 4, 2004
A) Too be as tired as humanly possible whithout being asleep or B) to be fast asleep generally on a bus. - Note pronounciation of Dos expresses how tired you are.
therefore the louder the doSSEEEEDDD the more tired you are.
therefore the louder the doSSEEEEDDD the more tired you are.
EG 1: Brice - Hey Kadish are you dossed?
Kadish - No Brice im not dossed no. im DOOSSEEEEEDDDD!!!!!
EG 2: (whilst in a World of Warcraft lan) - Hey Kadish we arn't Dossing for 3 days is that okay? - Sure it is.
Kadish - No Brice im not dossed no. im DOOSSEEEEEDDDD!!!!!
EG 2: (whilst in a World of Warcraft lan) - Hey Kadish we arn't Dossing for 3 days is that okay? - Sure it is.
by King_fox September 8, 2010
by Dazwaz March 15, 2009
British slang with regional and contextual variations in meaning. Further to other definitions listed, doss can also mean...
1) A laugh; fun; a good time.
2) To sleep rough, usually on somebody's couch or floor but can also mean on the streets.
3) To freeload, particularly while receiving state benefits such as the dole (Jobseeker's Allowance).
1) A laugh; fun; a good time.
2) To sleep rough, usually on somebody's couch or floor but can also mean on the streets.
3) To freeload, particularly while receiving state benefits such as the dole (Jobseeker's Allowance).
1) "We went out last night, got pissed-up and had a right doss."
2) "Shit, I've missed the last bus home. Do you mind if I doss on your floor?"
3) "I quit my job and spent the whole summer dole dossing: just skateboarding all day and partying all night."
2) "Shit, I've missed the last bus home. Do you mind if I doss on your floor?"
3) "I quit my job and spent the whole summer dole dossing: just skateboarding all day and partying all night."
by Creese May 27, 2010
a term used to describe paying to stay on somebodies couch/sofa (particularly a London term amongst Antipodeans' and South Africans). Generally it is considered (rule of thumb) in recent years to be £5 per night plus helping out with groceries etc).
I hear he is "dossing" at her place
I hope he is paying the usual £5 to doss at your place.
I'm just "dossing" until I find my own place.
I hope he is paying the usual £5 to doss at your place.
I'm just "dossing" until I find my own place.
by zkpilot December 14, 2010
1)Going somewhere with no intention of getting there at a certain time
2) Walking around with no intention of going anywhere
2) Walking around with no intention of going anywhere
1)"You coming to the party later?"
"yeah man, but were just dossing up so dont expect us at anytime"
2) "you upto much?"
"nah man, just dossing about"
"yeah man, but were just dossing up so dont expect us at anytime"
2) "you upto much?"
"nah man, just dossing about"
by Tzma April 30, 2014