Natalie Dokic

An evil-spirited, hawk-nosed, blonde-headed CUNT!

Mike: Hey, man. I just met this girl for the third time, and she still forgot my name. She later went to the bar and hooked up with two guys that night. I don't hate on anyone, you know me, however, this chick's the definition of a cunt. Look her up on Urban Dictionary and her picture is there.

Joey: Bro, you're dealing with a Natalie Dokic. Blow it up and let her slut around.

Mike: Who said I was ever interested? I'm just really bothered. Oh, and I know a Natalie Dokic, she's a hawk-nosed cunt that needs ten pounds of make-up to look presentable.

Joey: Ah, what a coincidence. So we both know the cunt.

Mike: Sure do.

Joey: Dudes.

And with that Mike, Joey and the gang went off into the night.

by DarkClent31 March 6, 2019

Colgate Dookie

To have a paste-like bowel movement. Much like Colgate toothpaste. Also, difficult to wipe away the messy aftermath. Prepare to use the whole roll.

Brad: Hey, Connor! Wanna come to Haley's party?

Connor: Sorry bro I can't. I'm stuck on the Shitter with a wicked case of Colgate Dookie!

Brad: That Chinese food tho...

by King Votori August 24, 2014

Spooky Dookie

Taking a spooky dookie is when one enters a bathroom or restroom with the lights off. You can have no sources of light (ie: Phones, tablets, candles, ect) everything must be pitch black. Then you must procede to take a shit as you normally would, wipe, wash your hands(optional but suggested) and leave. All with the lights off.

Hey man, im gonna go take a spooky dookie ill be right back.

by Coolboii September 6, 2017

darkies walloper supper

a scottish term for a chip shop delicacy called a "black pudding supper"

'can i have a portion of chips and a darkies walloper supper please

by big owenypony January 7, 2009

hear dookie

listen to this eediat 😂😂😂😂
(they’re chatting a load of waffle)

eediat: don’t make me chef you
me: hear dookie/dooks😂😂

by ecnoyeb senoj August 2, 2022

doki doki

Japanese word that refers to the sound of a heart beating

doki doki suru - with a pounding heart

by Jenny Corona June 29, 2010

moist docking

When two men conduct the act of docking while having their penis's inserted inside of the same papaya (Origin: Dominican Republic).

"Me and my boy Pablo found some papayas on sale and decided to do some moist docking on a budget! These streets are hard out here, Son!"

by The Dock Master October 26, 2015