Derek smart is one of the most notorious and loathed game developers around. In addition to being the designer of the critically shunned games BC3000, Universal Combat, et al. he is also credited for starting or continuing numerous flamewars in Usenet and on web-boards all over the internet. His legacy of designing awful computer games and then crying foul when people tell them they are unplayable has led to many humorous statements, catalogued at a site called "The Flamewar Follies" (google it). If he spent half of his time and energy developing decent, stable games that don't crash to the desktop every 5 seconds, rather than threatening to sue or filing frivolous law-suits against his critics, then he would be a half-decent game designer. Unfortunately, as anyone who has played any of the BC series can tell you, this is clearly not the case. Aside from 'graduating' from a non-accredited community college, Mr. Smart claims to have a phd in computer science, although no dissertation or thesis exists to back up his false claims. See Also: fraud, lame, n00b, loser
Also, if you vote that you like this definition, he'll SUE YOU!
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In order to play Universal Combat, you need to have a real PHD, and not a fake one like Derek Smart!
In order to play Universal Combat, you need to have a real PHD, and not a fake one like Derek Smart!
by Sue Me February 20, 2005
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Wow, that guy is attractive, ripped, and mysterious in a hot way. He is such a Derek Morgan.
The only reason I'd ever murder anyone was so Derek Morgan would arrest me.
The only reason I'd ever murder anyone was so Derek Morgan would arrest me.
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Name originated from Europe. An extremely complicated person. Sometimes shy, sometimes loud. Loves to make people happy and will go to the extremes to do so. Short temper. Rarely falls in love. Smart and independent. Over-thinker. Random thoughts fill her mind. Mean/sarcastic attitude when needed. Feisty. Can easily become an enemy. Able to make your life a nightmare. Looks are deceiving. Not like most girls. Tends to have many secret admirers. One to hold on to.
You're so like Doreli. complicated
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