dogjob

when your on a computer , and your dog comes up and gives you a nut tap

on facebook chat :

Jim: hey , so did you hear about that girl.. wrghwgdfgbwhrfrehtjnfjrnyy3rrr849yyyyyyyyyy
Jeremy: hey , what happened . i dont speak gibberish!
Jim : yeah , this is Ron ; he just got a dogjob , and his face hit the keypad.
Jeremy :damn , how big is his dog

Ron: a Great Dane

Jeremy : 0.0

by jigglypuff , i choose you December 3, 2011

dojobat

the dumb dojachat stan who is literally racist because they said they were in the chatrooms with doja and she wasn’t racist but we all know she is

dojobat is a fellow member of the kkk

by stantwtlegend October 11, 2020

Dogjob

Pronounced ‘dahg-jahb

The act of spearing one’s anus with peanut butter

Donny said his favorite thing in the world was to have his dirty ass eaten out by a complete stranger…that was before I introduced him to my neighbor’s shit-n-peanutbutter loving schnauser Max Peen and his Humpday $5 dogjobs.

by anonymous November 24, 2021