1.The appearance of a person who is extremely hungover or in the process of getting shit faced.
2 A POS Honda with cracked nose fairings and a huge spoiler, both painted in gray primer.
3. Anything unsightly or particularly ugly.
2 A POS Honda with cracked nose fairings and a huge spoiler, both painted in gray primer.
3. Anything unsightly or particularly ugly.
1."Christ, Dave you look like hammered dogshit."
2.Dude you call that a ride? It looks like hammered dogshit!
3. After he totaled his dads car his face looked like hammered dogshit.
2.Dude you call that a ride? It looks like hammered dogshit!
3. After he totaled his dads car his face looked like hammered dogshit.
by Global Feetus April 1, 2007
Get the hammered dogshit mug.A Community Dolphin is someone that will do anything (well almost anything) for a prize, usually cash, including performing tricks, badly dancing, pranking others, or generally making themselves look like an ass for the money.
by dw8177 May 22, 2016
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You become a marine biologist, and you gain a mad love for dolphins, making you abandon your daughter and family.
by Dolphins_AreGreat October 25, 2019
Get the Dolphinsexual mug.One Portuguese diver, a generational Casanova, who also loves to take penalties. Shiny glossy skin like dolphin and a terrific diver too. Moreover, often seen diving on grass turf. world-famous Underwear brand ambassador gets fumed if loses any chance of taking penalty. Self proclaimed best player of last 2 centuries.
by Pessimistic December 20, 2020
Get the dolphinaldo mug.There are a bunch of fish in the sea... Out of all of them, a man should always go for the dolphins.. or a girl that is a 10/10. But sometimes you get stuck with a tuna. (Not hot girl)
Guy 1: Hey bro, are you looking to date any girls?
Guy 2: Idk man, I'm kinda just chasing dolphins right now.
Guy 1: Alright, that's chill. Just don't get stuck with a tuna.
Guy 2: Idk man, I'm kinda just chasing dolphins right now.
Guy 1: Alright, that's chill. Just don't get stuck with a tuna.
by RationalMan March 29, 2013
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Someone who tries really hard but can't figure out even the simplest game mechanics
Also someone who complains about the difficulty and later founds out he plays on easy.
Someone who tries really hard but can't figure out even the simplest game mechanics
Also someone who complains about the difficulty and later founds out he plays on easy.
by forsenStare July 5, 2020
Get the Dogshit Gamer mug.A sexual act performed by a woman on a man, defined as follows:
The woman must be significantly over-weight, to the point where her stomach creates "fat rolls". She must be wearing a bikini that is clearly too small for her and is potentially embarrassing to be seen wearing in public. The man must wear swim trunks with a hole in the front for the penis to escape. The two must engage in swimming activity in a kiddie pool. NOTE: It is imperative that this act occur in a kiddie pool. Once the partners are completely saturated, the woman must push her fat rolls together while the man inserts his (hopefully) erect penis in the space between the rolls. The woman then slides her body on the penis, mimicking the act of a traditional handjob. Throughout this process, the woman must make dolphin noises (i.e. "Eeeeee!")
The woman must be significantly over-weight, to the point where her stomach creates "fat rolls". She must be wearing a bikini that is clearly too small for her and is potentially embarrassing to be seen wearing in public. The man must wear swim trunks with a hole in the front for the penis to escape. The two must engage in swimming activity in a kiddie pool. NOTE: It is imperative that this act occur in a kiddie pool. Once the partners are completely saturated, the woman must push her fat rolls together while the man inserts his (hopefully) erect penis in the space between the rolls. The woman then slides her body on the penis, mimicking the act of a traditional handjob. Throughout this process, the woman must make dolphin noises (i.e. "Eeeeee!")
"Dude, my girl just gave me a chubby dolphin in the kiddie pool after the Fourth of July party yesterday."
by The Harlot of Misplaced Wisdom December 15, 2011
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