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dolphinaldo

One Portuguese diver, a generational Casanova, who also loves to take penalties. Shiny glossy skin like dolphin and a terrific diver too. Moreover, often seen diving on grass turf. world-famous Underwear brand ambassador gets fumed if loses any chance of taking penalty. Self proclaimed best player of last 2 centuries.

Dolphinaldo has demanded for a wage hike. Otherwise he'll stop diving from next season.

by Pessimistic December 20, 2020