doinchel

Relatively unknown slang term for any of the following: "penis", "cock", "dildo", "phallice". Originated from accidental mistranslation of the german word for penis. However, the word appears nowhere in english or german languages.

Dude you suck so much doinchel at life. I mean, you play RUNESCAPE, c'mon.

by SA Acid Fire November 11, 2004

downchild

A person who is depressed or glum.
An emo person.

Ever since she started smoking pot, she has been such a downchild.
Are you a downchild?

by Mandapanda816 February 8, 2009