DarMonkey

A hairy primate hick from the backwoods of Wisconsin. Known for his hairiness and his hickiness. Proceed with extreme caution and utmost prejudice against this ape-man-guy cuz he probably smells.

DarMonkey is hairy and ugly and a hick.

by DarMonkey January 29, 2004

doonkey

When someone is being annoying they're a doonkey

Donkey: fuck me shrek.

Shrek: shut up doonkey

by My big foccin nutz December 12, 2017

hogmonkey

someone who looks like a monkey and is eating like a hog

Girl, you know your with your monkey looking self should not be eating like a hog, HOGMONKEY!

by KacieJ February 22, 2008

Darmonkey

uses the alias Xi2. a man/monkey with large, humorous lips sometimes used for travel, and to attract mates/final fantasy players. is often seen at the beach, surfing on his lips. pet-size darmonkeys will hang on your shoulder when sailing through the caribbean.

"You best start believin' in Darmonkeys,
YOU'VE GOT ONE!"

by T & H January 8, 2004

Hoonkey Doonkey

A little boy who thinks he is a donkey, but he is in fact a boy
He is also gay

Frank "Hey guys"
Jerper "Nah wtf fam, what are you, a hoonkey doonkey

by stevsteve jobs March 23, 2017

darmonkey

A beast from the dark unknown, it puts chaplip on his hugmongous were-lips every year for 24 days. This chap-lipped behemoth is practically indestructdible unless your arsenal of weaponry contains watermelon or live chickens for him to feast upon.

Were-lips; Huge, hair out of proportion lips from the Congo

by Unknown January 9, 2004

darmonkey

clank I am Batman

I will kick supermans ass

by - January 12, 2004