ur dog sucked on my log

What say to someone whom'st'ed've said "Ur mum gay" or "ur dad lesbian" maybe even "ur granny trannie"

Person:Ur mum gay
You:ur dog sucked on my log.

by wasabi in my bootyhole May 10, 2018

Dog logged

When you’re hitting it from the back and she Poops on your shaft.

“Bro you’re not gonna believe this, I was clapping Tammy and she dog logged me.”

“That’s fucked!!”

by Krul November 2, 2018

Dog Log

Dog on a log who's a hog with a log dog.

Sam: Hey!
Harold: Hi
Sam: Dog?
Harold: Log!
Both: Dog Log!

by souljaboy93 December 6, 2020

Dog n' log

Having sex while the female defacates

Gave my wife a dog n' log last night

by Shitwhisker July 21, 2019

Your dog like log

Something you say when something you say when Insulting another man’s dog

Your dog like log

by The real 100% legend 27 May 10, 2018