disturbulence

Child or bothersome adult kicking the back of your airplane seat. Often experienced on the last leg of your trip, or an overseas flight where all you want to do is sleep.

Don't mess with me today; my flight home was marred by disturbulence.

by AnotherVancouverite February 15, 2010

Disturbate

To derive pleasure from the observation of disturbing material or act.

Yo dude, did you just DISTURBATE over Saw V?

by dearly_disturbed_dan September 13, 2009

Disturbulence

Extremely disturbing turbulence in an airplane or other vehicle.

The disturbulence over the Rocky Mountains caused the articles in the overhead bins to shift dangerously.

The disturbulence aboard the twin engine plane caused the passengers to grab frantically for the seat cushions/floatation devices

by SkeeterMo December 1, 2010

Disturbularious

An amusing, yet worrying blend of two emotions. A combination of the words 'Disturbing' & 'Hilarious'.

That news item was disturbularious.

by Dbobs1870 March 11, 2010

disturbo

The clown you don't hire twice.

"Where were you this morning?"
"I got a job entertaining little kids as a birthday party clown. Here look at the costume I made ..."
*Puts on mask*
"You are not wearing that to Children's birthday parties."
"I call myself 'Disturbo the clown you don't hire twice'."

Pears Before Swine, Stephan Pastis, Rat, Goat

by Diamondback Darell June 15, 2017

Disturboner

When you get a hard-on after seeing something disturbing yet arousing.

Dude, that girl last night gave me a disturboner when she stripped naked and ritually smeared blood all over herself.

by Chakrahn October 7, 2010

disturbate

Disturbing somebody while they are masturbating. This usually happens when a guy has a complete hard-on, though far from ejaculation, and someone just pops up into his private space.

(Pat suddenly breaks into the room while Sam is watching porn and stroking his tool.)
Pat: Sam! Sorry to disturbate you but your mother's here.
Sam: WTF!

by virtualvirtue January 16, 2013