Discovered Minecraft

A period of time in which a person disappears off the face of the Earth for approximately 48 hours, at which point they slowly begin to reappear amidst society.

Subject One: Where's Johnny? It's Christmas Eve!
Subject Two: Oh, he discovered minecraft...
Subject One: Damn...

by Kyro Viusing December 20, 2010

Meticulously Disheveled

When an individual intentionally messes up their appearance to give the impression that they don’t care how they look, but in reality care more than is possibly imaginable.

I cannot stand that meticulously disheveled douche bag standing there pining for her attention. You know he’s only looking at her because she’s in front of the mirror.

by FedUpInAZ September 24, 2010

Bishoveled

Another term for Bewildered. That's literally all it is. But it's a real word

"I was so bishoveled during the history test!"

by kdpthatperson December 8, 2022

discoveredq

Discoveredq is a online female that's active on roblox with popularity and clout.

Discoveredq well well well

by Less May October 19, 2020

disheveled

adj. Generic term describing a confused individual; in a confused mental state; temporarily incapable of functioning normally within society due to confusion; temporarily incapable of basic hygiene due to confusion.

"He was in a severely disheveled state after the effects of the cake wore off."

by chenkeng September 18, 2008

Disheveled disadvantage

When someone’s ugliness effects their life dramatically,

Opposite to pretty privilege

“My friend has a bad case of disheveled disadvantage”

by S/a/M February 12, 2023

Dishevelled Goblin

What you call the poop when you take a dump on someone's chest.

I took a shit on Dave's chest and gave him a dishevelled Goblin.

by undsioux7 January 25, 2023