when you play to much fortnut you get this diseases (fortnut disease) it is a form of cancer, Ebola, sigma and blue waffle. please call 911 as soon as possible if you have this. 1% chance of living.
i have fortnut diseases.
by Beeeeefreind September 24, 2018
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Bystander: Could I cut you in line, I'm in a rush?
Diseaseism Sufferer: Did you know I have cancer?
Bystander: Sir?.?.?.
Diseaseism Sufferer: Do NOT assume my gender. I have stage 47 male breast caner and have a week to live.
Bystander: I apologize--I just... I need to give you empathy.
Diseaseism Sufferer: (eyes beginning to tear up) Th-thank you...
(All embrace)
Diseaseism Sufferer: Did you know I have cancer?
Bystander: Sir?.?.?.
Diseaseism Sufferer: Do NOT assume my gender. I have stage 47 male breast caner and have a week to live.
Bystander: I apologize--I just... I need to give you empathy.
Diseaseism Sufferer: (eyes beginning to tear up) Th-thank you...
(All embrace)
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n. - A hottie who causes you or your friend to temporarily lose the ability to notice anything else (to the point of complete distraction).
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n. - A hottie who causes you or your friend to temporarily lose the ability to notice anything else (to the point of complete distraction).
Literally a compund word from distraction and ass.
See also: disasstracted
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Get the Diseasus mug.dislasystem; is an electronic music producer from Sydney Australia who is sighted as making music like no one else on earth.
It is believed through ceremonial aboriginal rituals he performs, the spirits of the Sky Heroes initiate all creative input, where he becomes a medium to the Dreaming.
No clear genre can be associated to his works and often listeners are left disturbed and bewildered, becoming socially inverted and disconnected....
In 2002 after a live performance in gladstone hotel Regent St Sydney it is claimed the audience were rendered completely silent for 4 hours after an invocation of the Yolngu Law Dog spirit.
People have reported poltergeist activity whilst listening to recordings and it has been recommended to not listen with headphones.
Examples of his work can be found on many mediums but mostly broken hard drives and examples exist on YouTube, Discogs and Sound Cloud.
Smart Person: "Whacha listening to on ya Ipod?"
Dumb Person: "dislasystem's "how to fist yourself in 12 easy steps"
Smart Person: I gotta go mate - I don't need that shit in my life."
Dumb Person: "What Shit?"
Smart Person: "You'll see."
It is believed through ceremonial aboriginal rituals he performs, the spirits of the Sky Heroes initiate all creative input, where he becomes a medium to the Dreaming.
No clear genre can be associated to his works and often listeners are left disturbed and bewildered, becoming socially inverted and disconnected....
In 2002 after a live performance in gladstone hotel Regent St Sydney it is claimed the audience were rendered completely silent for 4 hours after an invocation of the Yolngu Law Dog spirit.
People have reported poltergeist activity whilst listening to recordings and it has been recommended to not listen with headphones.
Examples of his work can be found on many mediums but mostly broken hard drives and examples exist on YouTube, Discogs and Sound Cloud.
Smart Person: "Whacha listening to on ya Ipod?"
Dumb Person: "dislasystem's "how to fist yourself in 12 easy steps"
Smart Person: I gotta go mate - I don't need that shit in my life."
Dumb Person: "What Shit?"
Smart Person: "You'll see."
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