Dildometer

A scientific instrument used to measeure dildons. Dildon is a derived term, like Newton, to represent dildoes per square foot.

Mr T: Whoa, I'm picking up 34 Dildons on my TI Super Dildometer!
Chuck Norris: Someone has alot of dildoes around here!!!
Your Mom: Oh, that's just me. ;-)

by Shouter January 8, 2008

discomfuckulated

The state of being completely and utterly confused beyond any hope.

"That lecturer discomfuckulated me with all his bullshit."

by Narog August 20, 2004

Discombumberate

1. To scold someone harshly to leave them at a point of weakness or confusion, often by lowering morale or physically leaving someone in a form of actual enfeeblement.

2. To ruin the plans of, often done on purpose, or even by ability.

3. To fuck your shit up with no regret.

He utterly discombumberated my plans, also doing so to my friends. The fight was called off and my brother committed suicide from how bad it was.

by AbsoluteZero January 20, 2013

dispomaniac

person who craves alcohol

dude javier! you drink all the time! your such a dispomaniac

by robocop15 January 19, 2009

discombooberated

What Rod Serling says on the Twilight Zone.

To be confuzzled.

The travelers were discombooberated.

by SeeYasInHell April 29, 2009

discombobulated melancholy

A discombobulated melancholy is a long-lasting depression.

Melancholy is usually used as an adjective, but it becomes a noun when combined with the word discombobulated. It's often associated with emos.

Adult: "I don't get it, why can't you just hang out with other kids, have fun?"

Emo kid: "I'm suffering from a discombobulated melancholy. Just leave me alone."

by St.Louis April 22, 2010

discombobalated

The affected mental state that may arise after drinking a drink containing boba. Very similar to discombobulation except in this case brought on by ingesting boba.

Holy crap I just ran that red light, I'm all discombobalated!

by ericandstuff April 13, 2008