When someone speaks french whilst performing oral and then shoves a baguette so far up your ass you get a yeast infection, all the while he snogs you, speaks french and uses croissants as a gag
Me: my boyfriend gave a dirty Joe Finn
Emily:I wish my boyfriend did it to me
Me:you don’t have a boyfriend
Emily:I wish my boyfriend did it to me
Me:you don’t have a boyfriend
by No1_dick_sucker May 19, 2022
A man who dreams and fantasises about sh*tt*ng while suckling on the man b**bs by a man named jimmy another fantasy that is very common is the act of forcing himself on to people named James while they fist his ass with a hulk fist and he bleeds heavily.
by Yes_king69 February 19, 2025