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doorsexual

Being attracted to sticking your dick into the little hole that the the door thing goes into,in the door frame
Eric: "what's up mike" *humping door frame*
Mike: " uhhh what are you doing there"
Eric: "I'm a doorsexual" *humping intensifies*
by GIngerBreadMan December 16, 2014
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Dooksexual

When you have a high attraction, often including sexual feelings, for The Babadook.
Charlie: Man, I just watched The Babadook for the first time, great movie but I think I have a crush on The Babadook now...

Greg: Dude, you might be dooksexual.
by bonersforbabadook June 7, 2017
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Dansexual

An addictive attraction to only guys named “Daniel”. Doesn’t usually cause harm to the specific “Daniel”
Man this is so fucked up. I’m not gay or straight, i think I’m Dansexual. It’s just danny.”
by 5paperswiftgames January 2, 2019
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Dirksexual

Someone who is dirksexual is sexually and/or romantically attracted to Dirk Strider from Homestuck.
Person 1: You see Rust over there?
Person 2: Yeah?
Person 1: They’re Dirksexual.
by Tellmmmmmjhhh August 9, 2020
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Drosexual

- An attraction to The Dro from Deadstar Assembly in which you like him more than most others.

- When for example you're a guy and would only be, or go gay for The Dro, or if you're a woman who's a lesbian, but you wouldn't turn him down and/or would think about flipping if given the chance.
"Your Drosexual is showing..."
"Being Drosexual has no gender…you just gotta be breathing and have him as your type. He’s been making people question themselves for at least twenty years now!"
by Anonymous Drosexual November 11, 2021
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ZionSexual

People who think Zion Williamson is the best basketball player on the planet ... after 1 college game.
That Jon, he’s trying to tell me that Zion is better than MJ. He’s such a ZionSexual, Zion doesn’t even believe that
by DonLogic November 15, 2018
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disnosexual

Someone who is only attracted to Disney Channel stars, Disney cartoon characters, and just Disney in general. Such people do not date REAL people who they actually have a chance with, but prefer to daydream about Disney Channel stars. They usually are fans of High School Musical, The Little Mermaid and The Lion King. Disnosexuals are usually preteens.
Lisa and I were at the mall when we passed a Disney store. Inside we saw all these preteen girls fighting over a Zac Efron pillow, a Jonas Brother's Diary, and a Hannah Montana Barbie Doll.

Lisa: Jesus, what disnosexuals. They should get boyfriends.
by PrincessGoldieLocks January 8, 2009
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