1)A person of below average intelligence that looks the way, they act. Usually this person has buck teeth and bug eyes. They will make bad judgment calls 23 hours a day and will make you so mad that you will flip your lid anytime your around them.
Our waiter was such a dinglehaven that he forgot to bring our drinks to us and when he did, he tripped over nothing and fell into a table corner killing him instantly.
by Thedyn October 4, 2009
Get the dinglehaven mug.A dinglecracka is when a boy and a girl have sex in their parents home when the house is empty. The lights go off and her shit-covered thong is left on the floor. When they hear a noise downstairs, they scramble to put clothes on. Since the lights are off, the girl puts the shit-covered thong on backwards. Therefore, the shit-covered thong is sucked into the vagina crack; aka the dinglecracka.
*Alex and Nick have sex in Alex's room*
During intercourse they hear the footsteps of the parents. They rush to put clothes on and Alex puts her thong on backwards.
Nick: That was a close one! Your dad almost caught us.
Alex: I know, that was really scary. So scary I didn't even realize that I put my thong on backwards.
Nick: OH NOOOO! DID you just give yourself dinglecrackas?
During intercourse they hear the footsteps of the parents. They rush to put clothes on and Alex puts her thong on backwards.
Nick: That was a close one! Your dad almost caught us.
Alex: I know, that was really scary. So scary I didn't even realize that I put my thong on backwards.
Nick: OH NOOOO! DID you just give yourself dinglecrackas?
by VibratingNut June 20, 2017
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That cocksucker is such a dinglewad!
by MSN April 20, 2006
Get the dinglewad mug.A small piece of shit that hangs from your asshole while taking a shit, it can be held by hair or string but you usually must have to shake it or pull it off.
by cjezioro September 15, 2010
Get the dingleshard mug.Similar to a dingleberry, except it being dried period blood crusted on your ass hairs from wearing pads when sleeping, instead of dried shit.
Man: "Oh god, I forgot to wipe and I have dingleberries on my ass."
Woman: "Oh yeah? I've been wearing the same pad to bed everynight for my period. I have a dinglecherry all in my ass crack."
Man: "...Get fucked."
Woman: "Oh yeah? I've been wearing the same pad to bed everynight for my period. I have a dinglecherry all in my ass crack."
Man: "...Get fucked."
by Dblrainbow June 12, 2011
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by Lulufefe May 9, 2011
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