A double-level euphamism used by a recently dumped male to refer to his newly acquired mastubatory status whilst masquerading as the person who chose to end the relationship. On the surface level, this allows the male in question to save face in front of his friends, by appearing to remain in control of his own sexual destiny. At a deeper level, his return to the world of self-service and tissues was not of his choosing.
Dumped dude's mate: "So did you sleep with your gorgeous ladyfriend last night?"
Dumped male - Level 1: "Nah! Dinged it off!" - "I have dumped her"
Level 2: "Nah! Dinged it off!" - "She's dumped me so I had to have a wank"
Dumped male - Level 1: "Nah! Dinged it off!" - "I have dumped her"
Level 2: "Nah! Dinged it off!" - "She's dumped me so I had to have a wank"
by Oblivicho February 15, 2015
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All of which can be used randomly and basically in any sentence or phrase.
Similar Words: Danged,
All of which can be used randomly and basically in any sentence or phrase.
(Victim) Dude my parents just took away my phone...
Answer: Haha, dude they dinged ya.
Dude I just got danged! My girlfriend broke up with me and dinged me!
pwned
Answer: Haha, dude they dinged ya.
Dude I just got danged! My girlfriend broke up with me and dinged me!
pwned
by Givemesomedangs August 14, 2010
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a level of shit-faced in which one is sloppy like a pig and out of this world like a baseball during the glorious steroid era.
Kid: "Where'd you go last night?"
Sav: "I have no idea. I woke up sandy with a roll of 20s in my pocket and mad hickeys on my neck. Ham dinged."
Kid: "Oh man. That is rich."
Sav: "I have no idea. I woke up sandy with a roll of 20s in my pocket and mad hickeys on my neck. Ham dinged."
Kid: "Oh man. That is rich."
by Left Cup Lance November 17, 2010
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Get the Wing Dinged mug.Recruited by a wingman or wingwoman to hook up with a friend and then later rejected by said friend.
"Hey you gotta meet my friend!"
Friend: "Ah let's move on."
"Whoa dude you just got winged and dinged!"
Friend: "Ah let's move on."
"Whoa dude you just got winged and dinged!"
by Idle Andy December 7, 2018
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by rOYAL SMALLNESS January 20, 2018
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Pack-a-Stan (RADIO): Go Go Go...
....ten seconds later...
Pack-a-Stan (Team): WOW NO BACKUP I GOT DINKED!
....ten seconds later...
Pack-a-Stan (Team): WOW NO BACKUP I GOT DINKED!
by 1337 |-|4x0|2 November 21, 2006
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