dildus

A contemptible person (i.e. a dildo or dick)

He walked out on his wife and kids? What a fuckin' dildus!

by bB March 22, 2005

Dildular

1. Of or pertaining to Dildos.

2. A measure of volume or distance roughly the size of a dildo.

3. Any non sex object that is roughly the same size or shape as a dildo.

4. A description of behavior, can be good, or bad.

Used in a Sentence:

1. I need to get some dildular action... I haven't gotten my rocks off in hours.

2. Lentils in Dildular proportions are dangerous.

3. Man, Steve's head sure looks dildular, and its growing a rather dildular pimple.

4. Peter was being really dildular last night... he kept runnin in and out of that tunnel screaming "I am the cheese!"

by yoyoma420 May 21, 2009

didsu

Gareth’s boyfriend.

Didsu and Gareth have daily anal.

by bigpenislover123 May 13, 2021

Dildud

A dweebus or an idiot. Someone who is just plain stupid.

She asks the dumbest questions, she is such a dildud.

by gabsablex November 6, 2022

Rectillious Dildous Maximus

The T-Rex of all dildos. The prophecy is said that such a dildo still exists to mankind today. This dildo is said to be "Harder to find than the holy grail". In order to obtain it one must join the gay mafia and pass through the initiation of sucking Satans thorny cock.

person 1: hey man wanna go find the Rectillious Dildous Maximus?

person2: Hell to the no! im not sucking no thorny cock u fag!

by D-REAL-201 March 29, 2010

Dildous

Adjective // A term used to describe an object's usefulness as a dildo.

"Everything is dildous if you're brave enough."

"I don't know man, the baseball bat seems a little too big to be dildous."

by OMFGrant August 25, 2014

dildu

This is a word used in advertising by a major phone company because they don't have the guts to use dildo

He won't get tickets to the game because he is a dildu.
See also: BFD, used by Domino's Pizza: Big FANTASTIC Deal.

by GoingLikeSixty.com May 1, 2008