professor dickdouche

A sentient entity who is in the state of being dick and a douche at the same time
"professor" implies sarcastically that the offended person is intelligent.

teacher: BE QUIIIIEEEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
Me: OK professor dickdouche

by wangjiahua December 11, 2010

dildohead

One who is extremely stupid, has no common sense and is a complete and utter retard, or your name is Brandon Erickson.

Oh my God dude, your such a Dildohead.

by eatmydick6969 November 25, 2009

dickdouche

Someone who cleans dude's dicks....... with their face. Another way to say "cock sucker".

"Don't be such a dick douche." "That guy Brian is such a dickdouche!"

by "Biff Rinaldi" March 28, 2009

dildockery

nonsense, frivolity,fooling-around

I cannot stand any more of your dildockery!

by brendan mc July 29, 2008

Dildocerous

Someone with a very large cock AND balls.

1. That elephant is a dildocerous.
2. That man is a dildocerous.
3. WTF That woman is a dildocerous!
4. Look out it's a dildocerous!

by Monkeytronchris1 December 26, 2009

Jean Dedouchebag

Being a cock juggling thunder cunt like the manager of Taco Bell/KFC. A typical Jean Dedouchebag contradicts himself and plays favorites. He also flirts with anything with 2 tits and a vagina. Biggest prick in the universe.

Yo bro your girlfriend was slobbing on my knob last night

Your such a Jean Dedouchebag

by doug frizzle October 17, 2008

Dinodouche

A person who has historically proven themself to be a douche for an extended period of time in the past.

Person 1: Sorry about stealing your girlfriend man.

Person 2: Yeah, just like the last 3 times, freakin' Dinodouche.

by Harold Crick March 20, 2009