Dilapidated Pussy

A pussy so fucked it is beyond repair.

“Bro you seen Violet, I she got dilapidated pussy last nigh”

by FuckedInTheAss420 May 17, 2021

Dilapitante

A woman who is past her prime, yet still behaves as a debutante. Her habits include scandalous outfits that make younger people uncomfortable and flirtatious behavior with men at least 15 years younger. Also known as MILF or cougar.

Madonna and Cher are classic examples of a Dilapitante.

by MutantWhale March 30, 2007

defapitated

when you suck so hard that your head falls off

yeah that girl got defapitated

by FlareK7 March 16, 2021

Declapitated

It is only used in a few circumstances when someone gets clapped so hard that their head comes off (a different way to say decapitated)

Reques: I declapitated bonquisha yesterday
Jason:ok I totally wasn't listening

Jason (whispering):yo dudes I think we got a 187 I'm going in tho

by Sometrash June 6, 2020

Leonardo Decapitated

When you are eating out a girl and she squeezes her thick thighs together so hard that she decapitates you.

Damn... that thick mami just Leonardo Decapitated my buddy last night.

by yungcleen May 11, 2018

Morbidly Obese Partially Decapitated Johnny

An Imaginary figure who people use to name things in the common world. Such as, when someone says something like when people say Jo Blo, just saying whatever name comes to mind.

Oh the was some Morbidly Obese Partially Decapitated Johnny at the bar yesterday licking cigarette butts off the floor.

by Saiyan_toilet July 9, 2003

Delapitaded

Delighted, Adjective expressing large amounts of happiness about an event that has just occured. Usually said when meeting someone famous. Taken from ren and stimpy.

"Wow, you're Jerry the belly button elf, well I'm delapitaded to have met you!"

by n mcbar January 18, 2006