1. Going to a work or school cafeteria to drink free coffee instead of working
2. Drinking coffee from a machine marked 'staff only' when you are obviously not staff.
2. Drinking coffee from a machine marked 'staff only' when you are obviously not staff.
Gary: Hey Andy, shall we go dirking during this next budget presentation?
Andy: Why not? They'll never believe we don't work here.
Andy: Why not? They'll never believe we don't work here.
by Gareth Hall April 18, 2008
Get the Dirking mug.a combination of the words 'derka' and 'jerking off'
when it's specifically a brown person masturbating, they are 'derking off', rather than 'jerking off'.
when it's specifically a brown person masturbating, they are 'derking off', rather than 'jerking off'.
blawal khan was derking off until his mom caught him.
jhooti kamal was derking off his sister, halabibibakalaka... wait, what?
jhooti kamal was derking off his sister, halabibibakalaka... wait, what?
by derkaderkallah January 9, 2010
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by H-poo March 30, 2008
Get the dirking mug.To selfishly engage in a romantic, one-sided relationship with a non-compatible partner without long-term intent due to desire for companionship.
Past tense: dirk-ed
Past tense: dirk-ed
David was dirking Lisa because he knew they were not compatible but he continued to see her even though he knew she wanted more than he was willing to give. Lisa was being dirked.
by sillymilo May 26, 2014
Get the Dirking mug.When you can't hang at a party. Originates from a Derek who had a mental breakdown after ingesting large amounts of Marijuana and Vyvanse. He had too much alcohol and couldn't finish his burger we gave him. So know when someone can't hang we say they are dirking out
Corn was dirking out last weekend bro, he couldn't stop punching walls.
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by Sqag June 30, 2014
Get the dirking out mug.One who chooses to sit out of certain mainly activities to partake in, what would be seen as the "you have no balls" option when comparing to friends.
Examples:
-You didn't go hunting because you decided to watch football on Saturday and send texts to a group chat about men who tackle other men while wearing tights which seemed overly orgasmic.
-You opted out of hanging out with the guys to FaceTime your wife.
-While the guys are hanging out you are facetiming with your wife.
-You didn't go hunting because it's too windy
or raining out.
-You would rather go to an auction and buy someone else's junk with the wife than go deer hunting.
-you don't respond to a text all day because your with the wife.
Examples:
-You didn't go hunting because you decided to watch football on Saturday and send texts to a group chat about men who tackle other men while wearing tights which seemed overly orgasmic.
-You opted out of hanging out with the guys to FaceTime your wife.
-While the guys are hanging out you are facetiming with your wife.
-You didn't go hunting because it's too windy
or raining out.
-You would rather go to an auction and buy someone else's junk with the wife than go deer hunting.
-you don't respond to a text all day because your with the wife.
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