Diddler on the roof

In prison, it is the inmate who sleeps above the person which they rape.

"You got bunked up with Steve? That is not the diddler on the roof that you want to have."

by zaztastic September 1, 2013

Dwiddle of fuck asses

A couple of lying bitches. People who try too hard to make themselves sound believable

Wow, Lorenzo and Jed are Dwiddle of fuck asses.

by JedfucksLo February 12, 2018

Diddleous

Reffering to something or someone that has very diddy-like traits.

Mark: Dude, Josh just tried to give me head. What’s up with the diddleous activity nowadays?

Jeff: No diddy!

by gregthediddler69 June 22, 2024

son of a diddly

son of a bitch

Homer: Hey Flanders, your house is on fire!
Ned: Oh-- for crying out-- son of a diddly!

by dedweesel January 27, 2003

slobbing on the diddly

giving head

"Man it felt so good last night when she was slobbing on the diddly"

by ayyslmao February 14, 2017

son of a diddly

son of a diddly a non offensive alternative to the vulgar and offensive son of a bitch when using vulgar language is not appropriate

my neighbor turned his dogs loose in my yard to do his business i told him not too that son of a diddly did it anyway and laughed in my face what a son of a diddly

i left my shoes out in the rain son of a diddly

by bluebear April 2, 2024

son of a diddly

a non vulgar non offensive alterative to son of a bitch when using son of a bitch is inappropriate

i burned breakfast and smoked up the house son of a diddly

i left my shoes on the bus son of a diddly

by bluebear May 11, 2024