dictonary

The word used when one cannot spell "dictionary"

Wait… isn't dictionary spelled "dictonary"?

by Disambiguation February 1, 2017

urban dictonary

Where you are now. a very entertaining and addictive website that can bring so many laughs. a place to waste your time. a place to go when your slacking off at work. a place to find very weird and creative sex positions.

Guy # 1 with no life: I spent all fucking day on the urban dictonary, dude

Guy # 2: Get a life, bro

by jiujitsujack August 9, 2009

Urban Dictonary

Urban Dictionary is a complete shit hole of a site that only wankers use.

Go fuck yourself, Urban Dictonary.

by Cockslapper9000 April 28, 2013

Urban Dictonary

A place that can horrify little children due to the large sex talks. Basically literally every definition is about sex

5yo: *sees sentence* "We decided to erect (meaning to build up in non-slang you idiot dirty minded pig) a shed in the back yard
5yo: *Doesn't know what erect means"
5yo: *searches the word "dictionary"
Finds Urban Dictionary
*Writes the word erect and sees lots of interesting stuff*
Urban Dictonary

by RETARDED URBAN DICTIONARY USER February 12, 2021

dictory

Getting dick after your mans wins a game.

"Bae just copped his victory. Now it's my turn to get the dictory."

by ayeeliciaa October 23, 2016

dictonary entry

Attempt to add a word or term to a dictionary (such as Urban Dictionary), glossary or other list of definitions whilst demonstrating an inability to spell, punctuate or correctly structure sentences during execution of said word or term definition.

Check out this dictonary entry: "When you attempt to do something you suck at, your totally going to epic fail!"

See definitions for:

snowbooking
traffuck
your not too good

by The Evil Muppet February 22, 2011

dictorian

A 2020 dad who rules his family in a 1900 strict ruling and also thinks he is above everyone else around him

Mum, Amy’s dad won’t let her have any social media, he is such a dictorian

by CD79 January 29, 2021