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dickwanker

A boy who is extremely immature compared to his age.
Dickwanker's usually are seen in large groups who never leave eachother's sides and think they are "the shit" when infact they are not.

Dickwanker's usually take the term "bromance" too far hence the term "Dickwanker"
*Boy walks passed*

Girl 1: I've never seen a bigger dickwanker in my whole entire life

Girl 2: What about your ex?

Girl 1: Yes, he was a pretty big dickwanker
by freetimeconstantly. September 5, 2011
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Dickwasher

A person who cleans dirty dicks with their mouths for money
Man my ex girlfriend was quite the dickwasher!
by Dickwasher300 May 21, 2018
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Dickwaver

Someone who has to 1up others to no end, usually because of an insecurity.

These people enjoy being stereotypists, elitists, and are complete douchbags.
"You think Cannibal Corpse is a good death metal band? They're so mainstream, your a fag. Try listening to some Decapitated!"

"I've gotten more pussy than you!"

"You're not normal, fuck you!"

^^^ Dickwaver scumfucks.
by Mr. Fuck You All April 21, 2011
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Dickwasher

A person with special face and mouth structure. Once you suck more than 5 dicks, your mouth will adapt itself into the Dickwasher form. They can be spotted easily at the first glance.

They usually have clear facial features, lips, and have a more open mouth than usual when speaking.
Bro 1: Dude check that qt
Bro 2: Dude hol up, look at her face
Bro 1: Oh shit, she's a total Dickwasher bruh
by HrisnyAndilek November 2, 2019
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dick warmer

"Where my dick-warmer run off to? Bitch, where you at?"
by Anonymous August 29, 2003
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dickwalter

Dickwalter- 1- james romine 2- a guy that has a cool personality yet lacks any moral aspects of living, unless it begins an ends with eating sum sort of yellow vaginal discharge 3- a guy that needs to get a good lay every once in a while or he turns into a 18 year old baby
dickwalter- shut the hell up dickwalter go get them yellow pair of runnin shoes, she'd b everything u need, if she let u do the alabama hot pocket. 2- banging his cousin counts as a good lay in the sticks
by JMR33 July 11, 2011
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Dick warmer

A pussy,cunt ect. because if you stick your dick in it it will keep it warm on a cold day.
I need Kathy's hot little dick warmer on a cold night like this.
by Deep blue 2012 November 23, 2009
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