Girl: Babe, I don't feel good. Do I feel hot to you?
Boy: Oh no, let me take your dickmometer. You will be feeling better in no time.
Boy: Oh no, let me take your dickmometer. You will be feeling better in no time.
by Sneakinsally816 September 30, 2014
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That RA can't file a IR against us, our buddy has been Fucking her for months so he has dicklomatic immunity now.
by AjJohnson6969 September 2, 2016
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A person (usually male) who is expert in forging dicks. He can make good quality dicks, which are dicksword, dickknife, dickaxe, dickspear, dick-plate armor and dick-chain armor.
In early 1700s, someone from blacksmith association got caught while forging his own dick. He tried to defend his technique but because of it's very dangerous risk, he was expelled from the association. He felt that he shouldn't waste his talent, so he traveled around the world in order to make his technique even better. His masterpiece was the Lightning Dick of Mass Destruction, which was created when he was in Hawaii. Since then, he kept creating many more deadly dick-weapons. He went to Japan to make the dick-katana for Kurasa Takada. Once he got lost somewhere in England, he managed to create the dick-magic wand which used by one of the Hogwarts' students. His last creation was the ring named "Lord of the Dick". Unfortunately, he came to his death when tried to use it as an dick accessory.
In early 1700s, someone from blacksmith association got caught while forging his own dick. He tried to defend his technique but because of it's very dangerous risk, he was expelled from the association. He felt that he shouldn't waste his talent, so he traveled around the world in order to make his technique even better. His masterpiece was the Lightning Dick of Mass Destruction, which was created when he was in Hawaii. Since then, he kept creating many more deadly dick-weapons. He went to Japan to make the dick-katana for Kurasa Takada. Once he got lost somewhere in England, he managed to create the dick-magic wand which used by one of the Hogwarts' students. His last creation was the ring named "Lord of the Dick". Unfortunately, he came to his death when tried to use it as an dick accessory.
A: Do you know the man named Kuobati Anumu? I want to order a dicksword.
B: Ooooh, that popular dicksmith. Let me show you his house.
B: Ooooh, that popular dicksmith. Let me show you his house.
by zedkiel January 17, 2008
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Brother#1: "Sorry guys, I gotta jet. Visiting with Britt from the Betas tonight, got to talk about, uh, winter rush planning."
Brother#2: "Way to keep up dicklomatic relations, son."
Brother#2: "Way to keep up dicklomatic relations, son."
by baggins231 January 11, 2010
Get the Dicklomatic Relations mug.Dicklomatic immunity applies to all the sexual things that one can do to another person without getting in trouble. This is most often established between couples. This also applies to sexual things you are allowed to do to another person while they are unconscious.
My girlfriend said I could cockslap her whenever I wanted, I've been waiting for my dicklomatic immunity on that.
by Bongman7 October 16, 2006
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