Dicktracted

Being distracted by a male. A term typically used by a female.

"Hey girl, haven't seen you in awhile,
How have you been?!"

"Yea, sorry. David has me dicktracted."

by Margadorn June 30, 2017

Dick tricked

When you haven't had sex in a while and you sleep with a guy and think he's really good in bed, but it judt seemed way better than it was cause you were so horny.

I thought Grant was a really good lay, turns out he's meh, at best. I dick tricked myself cause I was too horny.

by MsHahLee November 15, 2021

dick tricked

When a guy thinks he had sex with a chick, but discovers he was with a pre op tranny.

Dude thought he took a hottie home from the bar but he got dick tricked.

by Rynesdad1 April 6, 2016

Dick-tricked

When a guy claims he's hung but when he pulls down his pants, he's average or less.

Christof dick-tricked me. He said he's packin' 8 inches, but he only pulled out 6.

by Ardias February 7, 2024

DickTrick

When you meet a Thai lady with a dick.

Dude! The other day I was in Thailand and I got DickTricked!

by psuedocrack February 21, 2018

Dickstricken

When a person takes out their dick and you’re terrified by the size.

When Vladimir took off his pants I was dickstricken!

by Guiostifer December 15, 2018

Dicktracted

When one’s mind wanders, forgetting daily tasks, friends and obligations because of a Richard. Often results in close friends asking for proof of life.

I’m so sorry I missed your wedding, I was dicktracted!

by Exlimey March 7, 2026