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dickpocketing

When someone goes to a place with pickpocketing, cuts a hole in their pocket, and sticks their dick through the hole so that any pickpocket will end up touching their dick.
I knew I was going to get pickpocketed in Mexico, so a little bit of dickpocketing on my part was just the natural response.
by coronius_blaikern May 30, 2018
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dickrocket

an individual who is a real douche constantly looking to sabotage a good evening by interrupting friends with requests to have lippers, cigarettes, bud diesels, etc.
"Jeff can be a real dickrocket sometimes."

"Yeah, he is always trying to cut heaters in the apartment."
by GlenEllynParty December 28, 2009
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dicktorus

A clitorus of such a large size it resembles a small penis.
Oh my honey! I turned you on and it appears your clitorus looks like a dick! I shall name it Dicktorus
by BigCountry1 January 16, 2011
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dicktuck

1 - n. the literal act of tucking ones penis back between their legs to resemble a female crotch.

2 - n. A person who engages in this activity whether voluntarily or by reflex. Used in a derogatory fashion to indicate somebody who is a coward, i.e. they are so scared that their penis retracts into their body. To pull a dicktuck would be to act like a braggart, claiming you are going to perform an action (typically a fight) and then backing out at the last minute. To back down from a shocking claim in a dishonourable manner.

Related to 'pussying out', although the dicktuck infers that the tuck-ee was acting like a big man or asshole prior to the cowardly withdrawl
Guy at the bar said he was gonna kick my ass when I left, but he pulled a dicktuck when he saw me stand up

I see you edited your post after you were getting pwn3d. Nice dicktuck, Charlie.
by Alger Hiss March 29, 2007
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dickcock

the mixture of dick and cock, which is indeed the same yet the two combined is twice as insulting as one alone.
fucking dickcock!
by Cloudy March 30, 2004
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Dickock

1. An expletive formed by combining "dick" and "cock".

2. A very large and often offensive or deformed penis.
1. What the hell is this DICKOCK?

2. His dickock disturbs me.
by Failanx October 8, 2008
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dicktick

1. A person who can not have enough of a particular cock. Becoming a tick like creature by sucking it dry.

2. A person who sucks a penis after swallowing the cum. Trying to suck it dry.
Dude that bitch was such a dicktick, I nutted, she swallowed and she just kept going!
by ChuliFly April 16, 2009
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