dicksicle

when your dick gets really cold to where it hurts really bad.

Man you have a dicksicle because its so cold.

by rockingchevy August 14, 2016

dickmiles

A.K.A. DM’s, the unit of measurement defining how many miles of penis ones partner has had laid into them throughout their history.

When choosing a life partner, it’s imperative to find a low DM or dickmiles model, this will help prevent the need for sidewalling.

by Struggling scartist January 23, 2021

montar en dickicleta

Holding intercourse with the dick intaker riding the dick of the dick giver, all while in the process of riding a bike.

Yo, did you see those teenagers montar en dickicleta in the parking lot?

by Thicky with a Dicky May 23, 2018

chocolate dicksicle

When your dick is covered in shit after anal sex.

I pulled out of Cheryl's chocolate highway and had shit all over my dick, so I made that bitch lick my chocolate dicksicle.

by whatisdelicious May 14, 2011

Brad's Butterscotch Dicksicle Cafe

A restaurant founded by actor and meth dealer, Brad Pitt. This wonderful place was founded in the year 2007, and is located on the top of Mt. Vesuvius in Dallas, TX. Millions of visitors come each year from all around the world to try dishes such as "dick on a stick," "stick on a dick," and "fried fish." For more information, search Brad's Butterscotch Dicksicle Cafe on Google. This place is the shit, no toilet. However, they do have PUBLIC bathrooms near the main entrance. And we're talkin PUBLIC. If you'd like to be seen by multiple people of all nationalities while taking a shit, come on down.

George: "Man, I'm hungry."

Jorge: "Dude, let's go to Brad's butterscotch dicksicle cafe! I hear they have the best fried fish!"

George: "Who gives a fuck about the fish, I'm lookin for that dick on a stick!"

Jorge: "I can help you out with that right here. No need to go to Dallas. Just fetch me that chopstick over there."

George: "......"

by That kid from the zuu April 24, 2011

dicksicle

mmm...i sucked the dicksicle all night, until "Larry" jakked in my mouth. yum!

Unattractive man: "awww baby...! aww baby...! suck my fuckin dicksicle, ho"
Hot hooker: "suck your own damn dicksicle, foo!"

by hohos April 20, 2003

Dickcicle

An icicle that forms in a man’s nether regions when the sweat and condensation from his groin area is exposed to freezing cold temperatures.

It can also be used to describe an icicle that forms on other appendages of the body, such as the nose or fingers.

Hey, it’s cold out, don’t grow a dickcicle!
Okay, but you have a dickcicle on your face!

by Trininity January 29, 2022