dickstruction

A rapid/aggresive movment from the penis in one of the many orfices of the human body.

After being locked up in prison, Kevin knew there would be pure dickstruction at the first sign of a hookup.

by Andypal September 7, 2010

Dickfuck

someone who acts like such an A**hole, they need to be labeled two curse words at the same time

You cut me off, DICKFUCK!

by Brigitte Brock June 19, 2003

Dickstachio

A penis that has been gingerly laid accross a man or womans top lip while they are asleep.

Good morning sunshine....nice dickstachio!

by Mr. Fuss-a-lot July 23, 2011

dicksmack

a stupid person, or imbecile.

Yo! Dicksmack, stop hitting yourself.

by Anonymous October 30, 2002

dickstink

The odor that is emitted from your genitalia due to a build-up of cockcheese, which can penetrate any barrier, and is almost as sour as buttbutter.

Mom: What the fucking hell is that fucking smell?

Harold: Bitch, calm down. It's just my dickstink.

by Cape Horn December 27, 2010

dicksturbating

When you take your penis and jack it off until white cream shoots out all over the place

My roommate couldn't fall asleep so he's in the bathroom dicksturbating again

by D Flawless April 3, 2019

help i got my dick stuck in a toaster

Something you can scream in the middle of a sad scene of movie at the movie theater to make it less derpessing

"Man this is depressing"

"hold on i got this"
"wha-"
"HELP I GOT MY DICK STUCK IN A TOASTER"
"thanks now i have a will to live"

by lone potato May 6, 2018