Dickpensating

When a person compensates for having a small dick, they are dickpensating.

“You see Jeff got that massive truck? It’s so loud!”
“Yeah. He’s really dickpensating.”

by MarkLitt January 7, 2021

Dicklantern

Noun - a crude dim light used in dark places such as a closet or the driver's seat of a vehicle on long car rides to locate one's belt,zipper,and genitals in order to masturbate. Used when other people are around that you do not want them to know you are masturbating.

Dude, I got so horny on that long car ride that I just had to rub one out. Thank god I had my trusty dicklantern

by Dr.Saltynutz February 18, 2011

dick pants

A pair of pants that are so tight one can see the outline of the penis inside the pants.

"Mike, why are you wearing those dick pants? It doesn't look too great with your schmedium shirt".

by Kk2787 September 22, 2019

dickanus

when someone you know is being unsavory./you.

"I'll call you by your name...dickanus."

by dirk squarejaw May 5, 2003

Dickhands

The state of male hands at the period of time between pissing and washing their hands. Exists for as long as one goes without washing his hands, however requires a witness in said case.

"Company policy states that you must greet each intern with a smile and handshake."

"To hell with that, I followed Lemmings out of the restroom, the consistency of his Dickhands has lasted a few days now!"

by Kombat Mann January 2, 2012

kickpants

(1) someone or something that is very exciting, enjoyable, amusing, etc.

(2) another term for an individual who enjoys hoola hooping, fine wine (or any kind of wine for that matter), and cheese. lots of cheese.

(1) I think you'll like her, she's a real kickpants.

(2) This is some great Gruyère! I'll have to tell her about it. She's such a kickpants that she'll drive here all the way from Virginia to get some.

by Kickpants_Fan February 5, 2010

Dickfacts

Facts that are right because guys are always right.

She’s gonna give me head tonight, and that’s dickfacts

by Burkio June 27, 2019