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Dickipline

My girl was acting up so I had to dickipline her right quick
by Titnuggets April 17, 2016
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dicknipple

a nipple long enough to be a penis. Or simply a strange, nonexistant, birth defect.
Charles: My god, I've got dicknipples.
Peter: Might I suckle from yon teat?
Charles: Please.
by Peter Charleston March 29, 2005
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Dickjitsu

(Note: Has both Noun and Verb forms)

Noun: The subtle art of being a dick. For when a dick move is performed with such a level of care, cunning, and sheer balls that flak for it is unlikely to fall on its perpetrator. A portmanteau of "dick" and "jujitsu". The term was coined by Erica Cantin in Cracked.com's "The 5 Ballsiest Lies Ever Passed Off as Journalism."
Man 1: Wait, so Ben Franklin reported in an issue of Poor Richard's Almanack that his rival — Titan Leeds — had died, and that he had been replaced with an impostor, who was actually just the real Leeds?
Man 2: Yup.
Man 1: ...and when Leeds really did die, Ben congratulated the "impostor" for owning up the the charade by dying?
Man 2: Yup.
Man 1: Wow, that man was like a black-belt dickjitsu master.
by Astrolounge August 27, 2009
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dicknipples

nipples that seem to have a head much like that of a circumsized penis.
Yeah, Michelle's got those huge tits, but I heard she's got the dicknipples.
by kid_a January 20, 2009
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shitting dicknipples

1. An image (usually hentai) so disgusting that no conceivable person would ever find it pleasing.

2. An interjection usually used in a context relating to pornography.

Originating from 4chan, most likely on /b/
1. "My god, why would you post shitting dicknipples?"

2. "Shitting dicknipples, that's a huge filesize!"
by Encyclopedia Dramatica April 15, 2007
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dickjillion

69 to the 69th power; slang for "a lot"
I took some aspirin and now my headache is a dickjillion times better!
by EBerg July 9, 2017
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Human Dickipede

When a bunch of guys get together and insert their dicks into each others butts, forming a "semen into my ass, whilst i ejaculate into this guy's ass" effect. Dildos are optional if the participants for whatever reason aren't male.
Man, that was one killer orgy last night. Did you see that human dickipede in the corner? Crazy...
by Flanicorn March 2, 2015
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