Being a predictable asshole.
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The state of male hands at the period of time between pissing and washing their hands. Exists for as long as one goes without washing his hands, however requires a witness in said case.
"Company policy states that you must greet each intern with a smile and handshake."
"To hell with that, I followed Lemmings out of the restroom, the consistency of his Dickhands has lasted a few days now!"
"To hell with that, I followed Lemmings out of the restroom, the consistency of his Dickhands has lasted a few days now!"
by Kombat Mann January 2, 2012
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When a girl feels she will die if she doesn't get a penile injection.
One type of treatment is administered orally. It is classified as a DCI (dickabetical cumsulin injection). A DCI is administered when the female is giving oral sex. Once the male is seconds from cumming in the mouth of the person suffering from dickabetes, he injects himself with an insulin needle then transfers the insulin through his giz into the woman's mouth.
Failure to treat a DCI will result in dickococcal pneumonia. Dickococcal pneumonia leads to serious depression or even death.
Pronounced (dik-a-bee-tees)
When a girl feels she will die if she doesn't get a penile injection.
One type of treatment is administered orally. It is classified as a DCI (dickabetical cumsulin injection). A DCI is administered when the female is giving oral sex. Once the male is seconds from cumming in the mouth of the person suffering from dickabetes, he injects himself with an insulin needle then transfers the insulin through his giz into the woman's mouth.
Failure to treat a DCI will result in dickococcal pneumonia. Dickococcal pneumonia leads to serious depression or even death.
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This example shows a person's interest in having sexual relationships with said female.
" Man , your mother is so dickable , even a british gentleman would lose his monocle for her vagina. "
This example shows that the example's friend is so attractive, a nice gentlemen with posh attitude would get jiggy with it.
This example shows a person's interest in having sexual relationships with said female.
" Man , your mother is so dickable , even a british gentleman would lose his monocle for her vagina. "
This example shows that the example's friend is so attractive, a nice gentlemen with posh attitude would get jiggy with it.
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