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Dicket

A ticket you get from a simp as a result of sleeping with them
"Get those dickets from him"
by Floury January 7, 2021
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Dicket's

Dicket's, Australian Slang for when a gay male or female is choking down on a blow job directly after eating a twenty packet of nuggets from McDonald's, causing him/her to throw up nuggets onto the lap of the other person.
"Oh man, After going to maccas, in the parking lot my boyfriend gave me such good head, unfortunately it ended with dickey's",

"I was giving such vigorous head last night, but couldn't keep down my dicket's"

"Brent always gives out dicket's at the end of a maccas meal"
by Zeebie The Zebra April 10, 2017
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The Dicket Fence

The act of holding your dick in your hand and slapping a row of people in the face with it. This would be similar to running a stick across a picket fence.
Hugh had all of the bitches get on their knees and he ran the dicket fence on them.
by iam2eeyore June 8, 2010
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trink dicket

a slip, usually of paper or cardboard, serving as evidence that the holder has forthcoming free alcohol to be served to their own person or to those they are drinking with.

Named such, by the intended user of said dicket, as a result of over-consumption of alcohol, uncanny ability to make immature jokes or perhaps due to a language learning disability.

Not to be confused with trinket.
V (male) - To you I give my drink ticket. Please acquire for me an alcoholic beverage. A spirit of Mexican origin perhaps.

K (female) - For me, a cold and refreshing Coca-Cola. Many thanks.

L (female) - You`re all loosers. I'll just take these trink dickets and buy myself some more booze.
by The Real V-man (Clad) November 14, 2009
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golden dicket

dakota sampson has the best dick in the world
dakota sampson has the best dick in the world
that golden dicket
by issaseccret July 14, 2018
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Dominican dicker

When a Dominican man with indecent sexual desires becomes a sex monster and rams everything in his path
Silvio you are a monster with that 10 in rod. You Dominican dicker
by Jeremy239 March 11, 2021
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Shark Dicked

The act of getting fucked by two penises in one hole.
Sylvia got hammered last night and got shark dicked by Bryan and Steve.
by The Deepwater Thunder November 24, 2013
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