The Dicket Fence

The act of holding your dick in your hand and slapping a row of people in the face with it. This would be similar to running a stick across a picket fence.
Hugh had all of the bitches get on their knees and he ran the dicket fence on them.
by iam2eeyore June 8, 2010
mugGet the The Dicket Fencemug.

trink dicket

a slip, usually of paper or cardboard, serving as evidence that the holder has forthcoming free alcohol to be served to their own person or to those they are drinking with.

Named such, by the intended user of said dicket, as a result of over-consumption of alcohol, uncanny ability to make immature jokes or perhaps due to a language learning disability.

Not to be confused with trinket.
V (male) - To you I give my drink ticket. Please acquire for me an alcoholic beverage. A spirit of Mexican origin perhaps.

K (female) - For me, a cold and refreshing Coca-Cola. Many thanks.

L (female) - You`re all loosers. I'll just take these trink dickets and buy myself some more booze.
by The Real V-man (Clad) November 14, 2009
mugGet the trink dicketmug.

Dicket

A ticket you get from a simp as a result of sleeping with them
"Get those dickets from him"
by Floury January 7, 2021
mugGet the Dicketmug.

dicket

My husband told me I looked like I'd gained weight. Who have him a dicket?!
by akbackstrom December 20, 2018
mugGet the dicketmug.

dicketed

When you get a ticket and the officer is a dick.

When you didn't deserve a ticket but the officer was a dick and gave it to you anyway. An officer makes up a reason to ticket you.
Man I didn't deserve that ticket, I was dicketed.

I barely ran that stop sign, I so got dicketed.
by thelesbiantigress January 2, 2013
mugGet the dicketedmug.

golden dicket

dakota sampson has the best dick in the world
dakota sampson has the best dick in the world
that golden dicket
by issaseccret July 14, 2018
mugGet the golden dicketmug.

Share this definition