Dicktard

Someone who is being both retarded and an asshole. A conjunction of the adjectives "dick" and "retard"

Even though Bill was wrong, he still argued the point. So Stephanie called him a dicktard.

by Dark Dreamer January 15, 2014

dickzord

1. Long Penis
2. Big and LONG penis
3. Very Long Penis

drea: Omfg! he had a dickzord!
Friend: I love dickzord!

by 'drea January 11, 2009

Dicktarded

The state of consciousness or euphoria following orgasm after having really good sex.

Sex with john left me dicktarded.

by Xtyn82 June 28, 2017

dicklord

the lord of the dicks. can command other men's penises to do his gay bidding, just by thinking it with his own gay mind.

i: hey, i heard that dicklord calvin, was seen marching back to his apt. from chelsea, with ten dudes following behind him like some sort of gay pied-piper.

c: wow, he really is the lord of the d's!

by the wolf June 27, 2006

Dickboarding

When your girl is Deep throating and you don't release her head till her eyes roll back

She wouldn't give me an opinion on where she wanted to eat so I pinned her down and started dickboarding her. She finally screamed Arby's so I let her go.

by Sprinklesworth January 16, 2016

dickload

a lot of something or a huge amount.

man i got a dickload of air on that last jump!

i love you a dickload.

by Pimpin8Athlete April 30, 2006

Dickchard

Taking the root word/name Richard, removing the "Rich", and slapping the nickname for "Richard" - Dick - right in front of "chard". And bingo! a new name for your Richard friends.

"Sup dick!"
"It's Dickchard"
"My bad"

by Alban Roby October 3, 2008