Dickbeard

1. Pubic hair.
2. Excessive pubic hair.
3. Pubic hair tailored and groomed to become a sort of long beard.
4. Sticky, cum-slathered pubic hair.

1. My dickbeard is gonna need a trim soon.
2. Damn your dickbeard is messy! Ever comb it?
3. My dickbeard is two feet long, beat that, idiot.
4. My girl had a dickbeard when I got done with her last week!

by Tom Warwick October 25, 2007

Dickbeam

1. adj. Not smart, one who acts like a complete idiot, has no friends.

2. n. A single, or group of people who are too scared to try on a condom

3. v. To get hit by a baseball, Hit by a pitch

1. That guy over there acts like a total dickbeam

3. Watch out! He almost got dickbeamed!

by Exca11 July 5, 2014

Dickbeater

Someone commanding such unsubstantiated levels of uselessness that their presence serves no purpose furthering the goal at hand.

Chris, Can you get these dickbeaters out of the way so we can do our work?

by Falling Down January 14, 2016

Dickberries

When someone acts like an asshole at work.

Sizzling 6 is being an asshole today, he's got a bad case of the dickberries.

by GotchaB February 25, 2018

dickfear

The fear that encompasses you when it’s been a while since you’ve seen male genitalia. The fear renders you unable to touch, see or even think about cocks.

it’s been 23 months since she’s been with a man, she’s got dickfear bad

by Brownfurry November 18, 2019

Dickbeater

1. Dickbeater, Dickbeaters (plural)

Term for hands, equivalent to mitts, paws, claws. Has more of a insulting quality by acknowledging the fact that the person being address is a self loving loser who has no chance of ever getting laid.

You work in Quality Control at a hellish data processing center.

You are running behind scheduel.You Boss Lou from New Jersey yells.....

"OK Jerkey get those dickbeaters moving, that Data aint just gonna QC itself.comon!" (see Jerkey
Source: Gabo, de la Guerra, Oct 9, 2004

"OK Jerkey get those dickbeaters moving, that Data aint just gonna QC itself.comon!" (see Jerkey
Source: Gabo, de la Guerra, Oct 9, 2004

by Gabo, de la Guerra October 26, 2004

Dickberry

Young, immature, yet; somehow; should know better than to commit huge acts of dipshittery, worthy of a Darwin award, upon unsuspecting humans and animals alike.

- Look at that clown in his Land Rover, drives and looks like a complete dickberry.
- What kind of dickberry hunts a wild animal for sport? A huge fucking dickberry, that's who.
- Done it again, haven't you Ethan? Fuckin' dickberry.

by AvocadoLuva69 April 12, 2016