dirt dick

a dirty(not literaly)person and also a dick, IN ONE. not like a dirty dick.. this is a word u call some one

KIA|ZULU : im tho l33t i will ban u all from my thervorz
|F3aR|bLiTz: no one cares bout kia servers u dirt dick
|KIA|Zombie: but he cleans his dick, i know he does
|F3aR|Dr3ad: OH MY GOD KIA DIRT DICKS, SUCH GAYZ

eg 2
*ronaldo trips C.Ronaldo*
C ronaldo : RONALDO U DIRT DICK

by bLiTz07 December 20, 2007

Dicks In the Dirt

A gathering of people, generally men, who talk incessantly about sports, sports scores, players stats, upcoming draft picks, coaches fired and hired, blahblah blah. Just never ending, mind numbing sports discussions that seem to rehash the same damn info over and over. A gaggle of guys talking the talk with their dicks dragging the dirt.

June: Who are all those guys in the break room? They're there everytime I go get coffee?

Martha: Just a bunch of dicks in the dirt- you know the rangers lost last night so that's a 2 hour discussion for them.

by Pamann May 10, 2012

Dick in the dirt

When things don't go right on multiple fronts and no plan seems to work.

Guy 1 (watching his favorite team get destroyed): Dick in the dirt! We are getting pounded!
Guy 2: Dick in the dirt for sure brah.

by Dood Brah October 14, 2012

dick in the dirt

The act of driving one's penis, i.e. the baloney poney, deep into the anus of another.

While making love to his wife on their 30 anniversary, Brian thoughtfully surprised his wife by placing his dick in the dirt.

by Shawn Charleton May 24, 2013

Dirt Dick

When you're copulating outside, and she goes to finish you off while having dirt on her hand that is transferred to the penis during the final stage of busting a nut all over her beautiful punkass face

Present participle: when he has dirt on his dick and he puts it into a woman. She has then been dirt dicked

While she was giving him a blowjob on the rough trail, a little bit of dirt got on her hand . When she touched his penis, she transferred it thereby giving him dirt dick.

by AgoraX May 15, 2018

dick in the dirt

1. The act of being lazy and/or dicking around.

2. In a bad situation with a female friend

Stop being a dick in the dirt and go after that girl.

by acced March 8, 2010

Dirt Dick

An attractive male who is aware of their attractiveness and continues to be thirsty for females whilst having a girlfriend.

"Mitch just texted me "what's up" at 2:48 am"
"Oh he a dirt dick"

by SwaggyJase May 22, 2017