Captain hook dick

Having a crescent shaped penis; almost banana shaped; being able to simultaneously wear out those sweet walls while destroying the cervix and/or uterus during that act of intercourse.

Captain hook dick really damaged my left labia during our last smash sesh.

by Challie2002 October 27, 2021

Captain Whiskey Dick

when you have a bit much to drink and you can't get it up, Captain Whiskey Dick comes for a visit. The Captain often comes at the worst times possible, like when you got a hot chic in your bed.

So this chic was DTF and was naked in my bed when Captain Whiskey Dick came to visit. He didn't leave all night I was screwed!

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by HardKnightMan November 10, 2010

Captain Skinny-Dick

Someone who is short tempered, frequently asserts themselves over others, and wrongly accuses people for things they didn't do. They are usually a complete asshole as well.

Joe: "Did you hear about what Bob did yesterday?"

Tom: "Yeah, he took control of the Soup Kitchen, claimed himself as King of the Homeless, and then accused the lead chef of murdering his cat."

Joe: "Yeah, he's a Captain Skinny-Dick"

by SucklinTeets June 16, 2014

Captain Big Dick

A male that is obsessed with compensating for their extremely small penis

Man, Tom is such a Captain Big Dick why doesnt he just get cancer already.

by BreakFace January 14, 2009

Captain Dick Suck

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A man that has made his way by being a know it all yet is a joke and sucking off others of metaphorically to get the high ranking job that he did, by being a sycophant a person who acts obsequiously toward someone important in order to gain an advantage over others- like you.

Thank you- captain dick suck!

Thank you- captain dick suck! for being a no it all in your job. yet we all know how you got there, don't we?

by M. R. Duriez October 9, 2018

capital dick

Someone who has acted well above the standards of a normal dick, also known as the king of dicks.

"Did you hear he cheated on his girlfriend AGAIN? Yeah, the guy's a capital dick."

by ThisisAlicia August 16, 2009

Captain Poop Dick

Someone with a lot on their mind and is being a dick to everyone.

Casey has been acting like Captain Poop Dick all day.

by Poottiepoo August 23, 2016