dick beaker

A beaker you stick beside your bed to clean it up after sex.

Mervin have you got the dick beaker ready for tonight.

by Michael_Megaeen_portaferry January 6, 2014

beak dick

When cocaine renders your penis physically incapable of sex.

"Ar girl I've got beak dick"

by Briggers September 23, 2013

Beaky dick

When a guy can't get it up and they say 'oh this has never happened before' (as they always say)

Oh hey Kate...I'm so sorry about my beaky dick last night. I swear, it never happens.

by Antibes Beaky June 16, 2015

Breakfast Dick

The hard-on you wake up to, aka morning wood.

Today i woke up for my job interview... but I couldn’t leave the house until I got rid of my breakfast dick.

by Candyokid September 2, 2019

DickBread

Say this in your class to make your teacher upset

Gavin: that’s some pretty nice dickbread
Teacher: go to in-house

by DickBread4Life April 22, 2019

Faggotron Dickbreath

Your a faggot who sucks dick like a robot and your breath smells like dick

Geo is such a fucking Faggotron Dickbreath

by Danyellacee November 5, 2018

dickbreaker

during sex in the missionary position; when your penis slips out of the vagina and you complete an additional stroke, your cock runs into the taint, or in this scenario, 'the dickbreaker'.

Last night I hit the dickbreaker....

by Blubberboy March 30, 2008