dibsit or 'Dick In Bum Situation' is a phrase commonly used in Peterborough, United Kingdom and Surrounding Towns, it can be used as a summary or explanation for something you are involved in and is used as the replacement for awkward, because having a erect penis in your anus is quite awkward.
Mo: Hey Tom
Tom: Hey Buddy
Mo: Everything good Mukkah?
Tom: Nah Man, in a dibsit with something at work
Mo: GL with that BRO
Tom: Hey Buddy
Mo: Everything good Mukkah?
Tom: Nah Man, in a dibsit with something at work
Mo: GL with that BRO
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User1: Did you see Dibly's retarded top comment today?
User2: yeah what a little fuck
User3: Dibly please suck a dick
User2: yeah what a little fuck
User3: Dibly please suck a dick
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The IDP can only be used when multiple people have near-equal claim to something. One person can not call dibs on something another person clearly owns, and if he does, dibs has no effect. If the object in question was given from one person to another, a third person may not call dibs on said object. Even if it was not made explicitly clear that the object in question was meant for a specific person, the person who provided the object may still clarify and dibs will be nullified.
If one person has obviously greater claim to the object in question, dibs will have no effect. However, dibs shall be upheld if the claim is (1) not major and can't be proven or (2) very minor, even if proof is provided. If an agreement is reached that both people have equal claim to the object, the two people will start at step 2.
If an agreement can not be reached, the said object will be be split equally, destroyed, left behind, sold and the money split evenly, or given to a third person, depending on what the valued object is.
SHOTGUN AMENDMENT
The Shotgun Amendment is a specific form of dibs, namely, the shotgun seat of a vehicle. Slightly different rules apply to shotgun.
The owner of the vehicle gets final say in who rides shotgun.
Also, shotgun call only be called when some piece of the vehicle can be seen from where shotgun is called. Exhaust, icicles hanging off of the vehicle, and reflections do not count as a “piece of the vehicle.”
The IDP can only be used when multiple people have near-equal claim to something. One person can not call dibs on something another person clearly owns, and if he does, dibs has no effect. If the object in question was given from one person to another, a third person may not call dibs on said object. Even if it was not made explicitly clear that the object in question was meant for a specific person, the person who provided the object may still clarify and dibs will be nullified.
If one person has obviously greater claim to the object in question, dibs will have no effect. However, dibs shall be upheld if the claim is (1) not major and can't be proven or (2) very minor, even if proof is provided. If an agreement is reached that both people have equal claim to the object, the two people will start at step 2.
If an agreement can not be reached, the said object will be be split equally, destroyed, left behind, sold and the money split evenly, or given to a third person, depending on what the valued object is.
SHOTGUN AMENDMENT
The Shotgun Amendment is a specific form of dibs, namely, the shotgun seat of a vehicle. Slightly different rules apply to shotgun.
The owner of the vehicle gets final say in who rides shotgun.
Also, shotgun call only be called when some piece of the vehicle can be seen from where shotgun is called. Exhaust, icicles hanging off of the vehicle, and reflections do not count as a “piece of the vehicle.”
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Person 1: "you see that new dog movie, Show Dogs?"
Person 2: "no, and I don't want to. Talking dogs are used in so many movies because they're such a dibby"
Person 2: "no, and I don't want to. Talking dogs are used in so many movies because they're such a dibby"
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