definitely probably

Adjective. Used to describe something you believe to be absolute fact but then reneg on your convictions half way through the phrase to cover your own ass.

That is definitely probably Parker Posey over there.

by nfes July 18, 2007

definitely

The hardest fucking word to spell in the English language.

Holy shit I can't believe Nick spelled "definitely" with two Z's and a U, what an idiot!

by Metal Frosty January 17, 2009

Oh Definitely!

Said when something is too awesome for all other words or word phrases. Can be used as an adjective, noun, or a verb. When you say it, you must exclaim it in a high pitched, enthusiastic voice. If you use it wrong, you're dumb.

The opposite is Oh Never! Which is used when you are describing or reacting to something that is terrible or something that you would never do.

Noun: "She's an Oh Definitely!"
Verb: "I would Oh Definitely her!"
Adjective: "That girl is so Oh definitely!"
Or simply: "OH DEFINITELY!!"

by Big D Magic June 25, 2010

definitely, of course, yes

a reply given to totally agree with someones views stress the fact three times consecutively.

person1: Mr. Jibril are u retarded?

person2: definitely, of course, yes.

by daunknownsoldier March 15, 2010

Definitely the pancakes

Used as a comical response to any "Who did it" question.
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"Who commited the crime"
"It was definitely the pancakes!"

by Ohholyoneandrew February 2, 2009

definitely

In contemporary English, "definitely" means "never". A face-saving maneuver in conversation...when somebody says definitely, it's an up-front lie.

"Hey, we should get coffee some time and hang out!"
"Uh...Yeah, definitely!"

by Michelle M. May 1, 2008

Definitely

Use this when talking sarcastically.

Person 1: I definitely hooked up with her.
Person 2: Cool.
Person 3: Are you being sarcastic?
Person 1: Yeah.

by Skyboxfan October 22, 2018