French Departure

French Departure: When you’re a dick and tell your friends you’re going to the bathroom or getting a drink, perhaps even offering them a refill, and just go to bed instead.

“Hey man, going to get a drink. Want anything? ” (proceeds to secretly go to bed, like a dick)

And this, my friends, is a French Departure

by CR 2023 February 26, 2023

devirtualization

The act or process of meeting someone, with whom one has previously only had contact on the Internet, in real life for the first time.

Tina2hot4u, a buxom 30-something woman with long blonde hair, detests the idea of devirtualization because in the real world she's a balding 50-something man with a small penis.

by GAA July 4, 2005

devarya

he who is like an ocean. Deep,, mysterious,, with extremes of emotions. Someone you'd grow to love and move heaven and earth to see smile. A once-in-a-lifetime gift. Brilliant,, unlike anyone else you'll ever meet. Will probably rickroll you.

If your world was previously in black and white,, meeting Devarya will cause it to be morphed into one of glorious technicolour.

by lemoneysnickers August 18, 2021

Dearthair

Pronounced "Drih-har" directly translated means "Brother" in Gaelic, the traditional Irish language. A term used to describe the badass relationship between two male siblings.

Wow, those two brothers are so badass, they should have "Dearthair" tattoos.

by scullcrusher deuce April 8, 2009

Los Alamos Police Department

Los Alamos Police Department (LAPD) is a department consisting of a variety of ape like mammals. These creatures are generally known for their low intelligence, small stature, arrogant personalities, and an uncanny sense of smell for underage trouble such as toilet papering houses. The LAPD carry the authority to arrest individuals for a variety of crimes such as J walking, laughing, sneezing, stetching, playing tennis, and reading. Studies have shown that the psychology of these individuals relates to that of a booger eating adolescent that was picked on throughout highschool and seeks revenge as an adult. Although the majority of the time, these individuals continue to get picked on as adults, the LAPD have found means to carry weapons to make up for the typical tiny weiners found on these animals. While not at work, these creatures can typically be found on their back with their legs over their head attempting to suck on their own weiners. See also short man's syndrome, sissy, dooshbag, vagina man and duck butter

Example 1: "I just saw a lizard eat an ant. We should probably call the Los Alamos Police Department!"

Example 2: "My girlfriend says my penis is too big; however, she used to date a guy from Los Alamos Police Department, so it's really not a big compliment."

Example 3: "You should graduate highschool or else you will end up at Los Alamos Police Department."

Example 4: "If you guys call me a girl 14 or 15 more times, I will join Los Alamos Police Department."

Example 5: "I wish I could read. Now I have to join Los Alamos Police Department."

Example 6: "Oh no, here comes the Los Alamos Police Department, pull a vagina man so they are not intimidated."

by Lost Almost August 16, 2010

devastaysh

an extreme act of devastation. it's so devastating that there's no reason to finish the 'shun' syllable.

This applies to any other word that ends in -ation. (ie. exterminaysh, masturbaysh, etc).

you are winning easily in a game of some sort, and the opponent miraculously comes from behind and wins. that's devastaysh.

by li-arf February 6, 2009

devrath

A very smart intelligent and trustworthy person. Also a legend.

Devrath

by Mr.Madhatter November 17, 2021