Detexting

The act of going through ones phone and reading texts from the night before, in order to figure out what one did.

What did we do last night? I have no idea, let's do some detexting.

by Bighead October 21, 2012

detesticlization

1. to lose ones testicles, ball, cajones, etc. in the literal sense. Often the result of poor medical procedures or attempted home remedies for AIDS.

2. to lose the ability to go "balls out". Most common with men who are the victims of overpowering women or succubuses.

Where is Ian?

He's undergoing detesticlization by Felicia right now, they went shopping for dresses

by ianmcfians lover June 16, 2008

Deterdinged

When an extremely unlikely event happens that causes you harm, great annoyance or problems.

“Bro, the post mans parking break gave out and his truck rolled down and slammed into my car. I’ve been Deterdinged!”

by JMRR11 August 8, 2021

desting

Ur preparing ur destiny but have not quite made it just yet.. To look at ur future ahead

your just Desting to get into an accident..

by txfitstop June 8, 2016

I’M DELETING YOU DADDY

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i’m deleting you daddy means

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by red earring muncher November 6, 2023

Deeting

VERB
To prance around excitedly with one's forearms raised and their wrists loose, allowing their hands to flop wildly on either side of their head in an immature gesture of excitement or contempt.

synonyms: dooting, wooting

ALTERNATIVE

To behave in a manner that serves no practical value, often making one appear immature or as though they are deliberately or unintentionally wasting time acting in this idiotic manner.

All my cool friends and I were deeting when mom told us we could stay up until 9 to play Fortnite.

My English professor wasted the entire lecture, spending the whole time deeting in front of the class instead of preparing us for the exam.

by SweetestBaby December 8, 2019

Deterding

an extraordinary human being who is obsessive-compulsive and uses scientific facts as logic. deterdings are reserved at first, but as you get to know them, they are assertive and a great loyal companion. somewhat nerdy but devilishly attractive and one of the greatest people you will ever encounter

Nobody else compares to Deterding

Ask Deterding, he will know the solution

Deterding is so organized and precise. He's so feminine, it's like being with a woman

Dammit Deterding...how can you be so geeky and yet so irresistible to the ladies

by Priggster March 3, 2009