Dendrophiliac

(n.) one who is aroused by trees; one who humps trees

martin is such a dendrophiliac. i saw him fcking a tree in the park today.

other definitions for dendrophiliac are also listed under dentrophiliac for those dumbasses who can't spell. you should also look up "dendrophilia"

by annabanana May 14, 2005

Dendrophilliac

Somone who enjoys fucking trees

Dude, I just performed Dendrophillisum on that tree!

by Morgoth May 9, 2003

Dendrophilia

Fornication with Trees.

Keep bridgette out of the forest she's a dendrophiliac

by JDAltazar January 28, 2003

dendrophiliac

A person who fucks plants.

"Man, oh, man. I got thorns all over my dick from that rose bush I had yesterday" Adam the dendrophiliac said.

by Rupert Tippens May 23, 2006

Dendrophilia

Arousle by trees/Sex with trees

I humped a tree once and only once, was fantastic. Always hard and up for it and so much to do. Tree screwing is what I do. Having sex with a tree.

by uk_dreambabe_2004 March 28, 2004

Dendrophilian

An over-the-top and unnecessarily loud Norwegian male who is most often seen on YouTube with multiple videos on Atheism and religious fallacies. His often rational and well thought out points are overshadowed by his attempts to appear funny or out of control. Overwhelms the eyes with color effects or sudden camera changes.

Dendrophilian: -good point-good point-good point-I'm so fucking funny and brilliant laugh at my wittiness and ignore my logic-

by Apatheist January 2, 2009

dendraphiliac

A dendraphiliac is a person who commits to have sex with trees

You remind me of my sister, shes a dendraphiliac 2

by regieduboise April 3, 2008