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Someone who loves trees or forests, basically nature.
I m dendrophile, i like trees and forests (nature).
by mannybakshi August 26, 2016
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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A person who fornicates with trees, or is sexually aroused by trees. 1% of the worlds population are dendrophiles.
I fucked a tree branch and it cut up my cunt, the bitch. I hate being a dendrophile.
by Macabre Meagan June 13, 2006
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