delegator

one who makes others do stuff for them

go get me my shoes

by Anonymous July 21, 2003

Delegate

When some bastard above you gives you work that they can't be bothered to do themselves.

I'd like to delegate some responsibility to you.... go make me a coffee.

by ginger_twat February 15, 2010

delegatated

when a person takes a bowsaw to a person or thing's leg

omg laura delegatated barbie

by joe moma April 14, 2005

Delegate Schmidt

A sexual act involving deliberate defecation into the vaginal opening of one's partner.

Nothing makes me happier than when Dave gives me a Delegate Schmidt before we make whoopie.

by NotYourDelegate May 21, 2010

delegate

To dump off on associates of lower grade levels.

Give all doo doo work to Stephanie.

by Thomas January 26, 2004

delegatrix

A person in a position of power who regularly delegates tasks to others in a domineering fashion.

That delegatrix keeps passing off her work on others, and she does absolutely nothing.

by Terasaka December 6, 2014

Stealth Delegation

Act of transfering a duty or task to a worker not actually in the chain of command of the assigner, always without knowlege of the worker's superior. Normally done to seem like a promotion or reward for the worker but really is a way to pawn of unwanted work. Dutiful worker sets precident of doing the work before his boss finds out and thus it becomes a permanent part of the worker's duties.
Useful when strategic incompetence is unsucessful.
A required skill in today's corporate world

Accountant: Dude - your so great I'm gonna award you the Data Collection Champion position
Drone 1: Whoa, I'm stoked, a promotion; what do I do
Accountant: Oh, lots of things, like collect all receipts and invoices and turn them in to me each month - very important

Drone 1: Awesome, I'm moving up!
Accountant: One other thing, I don't want anyone to get jealous of your new work so don't tell your boss, he might try to keep you down, and keep doing all your other great work
Drone 1: Rock-On.....like spy work
Drone 2: Duuuude...you just got stealth delegation 'd

by TedDeadMan July 11, 2011