Delegate 

Get someone else to do the work because you're too lazy and busy eating pasties.

Fat Matt: "Hey, Grant I've got a meaningless task I'm going to delegate that will do nothing to develop you"
Grant: "What, again?"

Delegate by Overworked_Tester May 22, 2011

Delegate 

When some bastard above you gives you work that they can't be bothered to do themselves.

I'd like to delegate some responsibility to you.... go make me a coffee.

Delegate by ginger_twat February 15, 2010

delegate 

To dump off on associates of lower grade levels.

Give all doo doo work to Stephanie.

delegate by Thomas January 26, 2004

Delegate 

A term only used by your fucking annoying-ass managers.

Junior: "Since you are not busy I am going to delegate some tasks to you guys okay?"
Brandon: "Shut the fuck up Junior".

Delegate by RAZORBURN20 August 9, 2024

delegate dance 

A place where young adolescents with oversized libidos release tremendous sexual tension that has been accumulating for several days while participating in a stressful Model United Nations conference (Such as U of Penn MUN or UC Berkley MUN). The most insane and grimy party you've ever been to. Expect it to be packed with sweaty teens of all nationalities. Managing to maneuver through the dance floor is quite a challenge, you will likely get shoved and pushed as if you were in one massive mosh pit. Nationalities will often remain in packs on the dance floor, be cautious of "straight off the boat" foreigners as they are often hideous. Your clothes will undoubtedly be drenched with sweat by the end of the 4 hour affair beginning at 9 PM and ending at 12 PM. HORNY TEENS fear not, there will be plenty of MUN POON circulating through out the dance. Girls are often extremely attractive while the guys tend to be huge nerds. Delegates can expect anything from handjobs to hook ups on the dance floor. The Delegate Dance is similar to a huge orgy of teens. If one does not receive MUN POON at the dance, he has failed at life. See also: MUN POON

Jordan: Dude what was your body count at the Delegate Dance last night?
Daniel: Bro, I got so much MUN POON. I hooked up with 9 fine ass girls. Some girl gave me brain right on the dance floor. GOML dawg.
Jordan: Dayum. I got attacked by a bunch of chicks from China.
Daniel: Gross

delegate dance by danielyaa5 March 10, 2012

Delegate Schmidt 

A sexual act involving deliberate defecation into the vaginal opening of one's partner.

Nothing makes me happier than when Dave gives me a Delegate Schmidt before we make whoopie.

Delegate Schmidt by NotYourDelegate May 21, 2010

the shadow delegate 

a group of bandits that play pokemon games and target people for their own laughs

Person 1: omg its the shadow delegate
Person 2: man are they going to target us for their own laughs

the shadow delegate by TheShadowDelegate June 4, 2018