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dependa ho

Military wife who stays at home Ith no job and complains that her husband is away on deployment and says she misses him, but bangs every Jody she can find
Mary: "wow, I wish my husband was home. I miss him so much"

Jody: "sucking my dick will make you feel better"

Mary:"you're right!!"
Husband in Iraq: "I think shes banging Jody, I honestly do"

Husbands friend: I hate to say it but she's a dependa ho"
by millerk4 December 18, 2014
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dependable

capable of being depended on; worthy of trust; reliable:
Zack Falls is a dependable single man
by lovethespotlight October 18, 2011
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Dependasaurus

A spouse of a military service person who has let himself or herself go, usually during a deployment. Such creatures are known to gain excess weight, not practice proper hygiene and care little for their appearance. They are often seen at the commissary pushing a cart full of screaming children and Little Debbie Snack Cakes while wearing last night’s pajamas. WARNING: Dependasauruses can be dangerous. They defend themselves with their prickly leg hairs, bad breath and cutting insults. Do not approach a dependasaurus when he or she is eating raw cookie dough. Results could be fatal.
The Dependasaurus stood out front the Post Exchange in spongebob jammies that were 5 times too small and last nights mascara running down her face .
by Anon-Data March 27, 2011
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Dependance Day

"Dependence Day" is a term that is used mockingly to refer to England voting to leave the European Union on 24th June 2016. 48.1% of English voters voted to remain in the European union, however the majority of voters voted to leave, and the events of which are as yet uncertain, further complicated by remaining countries in the United Kingdom, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland, voting to remain in the European Union.

The term "Dependence Day" was coined as a parody of politician Nigel Farage's statement that "it (leaving the European union) will be like our independence day".

Many people feel as though this was a bad decision, and will require help from outside sources in order to resolve any issues, hence being "dependent".

Further issue was taken when it was revealed that Farage had gone back on his claim that "£350 million would be donated to the NHS per week if the leave campaign was successful". He claimed that this was a "mistake" and this caused uproar with voters and opposition alike.

The strength of the pound coin and other European currencies took a significant blow as a result of leaving the European Union, further causing speculation that England would require outside interference
"Hey are you gonna party on Dependance Day?"

"Yeah! The bass'll drop harder than our economy"
by ProfessorMelonHead June 24, 2016
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pacifier-dependant

One who requires the use of a pacifier (Binky, Nuk5, MAM,) every day of one's life and experiences severe withdrawals in situations where use is prohibited. Typically experienced in infant stage, this addiction is normally eliminated by gradual "weaning" or reduction of use, to the point of elimination. Older stages of human development, including adults, may also experience this addiction. Withdrawal symptoms can be managed by creative use in situations where use is restricted. "Self-weaning" is a matter of free-will and acceptance.
The pacifier-dependant Adult Baby Girl is helpless to remove her Nuk5 pacifier. She throws a tantrum when her Daddy removes it from her mouth. Lollipops and ring-pops are of no help.
by GlennDL April 25, 2010
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Dependapapamus

The sorry MotherFucker whos wife is a Veteran, but gives orders as if he served.
That new safety nazi at work is a dependapapamus.
by Cherrymax63 May 21, 2016
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deenda

The word that comes after "of this dick"
Me: Hey Daquan sit at deenda

Daquan : deenda what?
Me : deenda of this dick
by SaltNoob November 28, 2016
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